So random.
- Brendan: Dude...
- Me: Que?
- Brendan: Donde esta ir el bano?
- Me: Oh. Pasillo dos, a la derecha.
- Brendan: Como?
- Me: Whaa? Como what?
- Brendan: I don't know. I got nothing.
- Me: Eso es porque usted no habla espanol.
- Brendan: I know I don't speak spanish. I can't speak drunken spanish.. It's a new language I invented.
- Me: Oh? And who's translating this for you?
- Brendan: You are!
- Me: How am I translating?
- Brendan: Blah blah blah... yaba daba dooo.
- Me: You confuse me.
- Brendan: Im very odd apparently to my friends. But a very good person. Call me a sucker for helping out a total stranger.
- Me: What stranger?
- Brendan: Any stranger.
- Me: All the strangers.

